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Free tickets to London this weekend anyone? (Benefits: The Tour de France, Wimbledon, Art and Culture, Stress, Hassle, people who wont look you in the eye on tube trains?)

Hello are you there and awake? WANT TO claim train TICKETS TO GO TO LONDON? better be quick then asweI wont be able to get them to you for Friday if you aren't.

How would you like to win some return tickets to visit the big city of London this weekend? Only those of you with no interest in the forthcoming festival:

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need apply as this Saturday heralds the start of lots of madness indeed in and around Armley and beyond! The Lady Mayoress's travel office made a monumental mistake in booking her appointment with Gordon Brown this coming weekend to discuss a top secret 'community friendliness assigment' and already we have had to disappoint him. Still hopefully 'The Only Tory in Armley?' is working on his plan to get us paid consultancy with Mr Cameron instead!

Anyway for those with a burning desire to subject themselves to the big smoke YOU can have the opportunity of FREE return tickets by clicking here and following the instructions. Make sure you let me know by email that you came via the kind offer by stopping here first!

Departing Leeds Friday at 9.30 getting into London at 12.03
Returning London Sunday at 12.10 getting into Leeds at 14.36

email jamsiren{at}thearmleytouristboard.com or skype me as on the right hand side of the page

Speaking of BIG SMOKE we wish to applaud the talent of two Armley residents who went on a selfless journey into Leeds at the weekend to document the last weekend of smoking in pubs. See their fantastic and poignant reportage by clicking on the photo below

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If indeed you do win these tickets worth £55.00 we ask that you compile a report of your visit to London and what it was like, for all of those readers who don't wish to leave the smashing comforts of Armley.