Oh God lord, look what has been unleashed by your support, the current X Lady M issues new edict on drink guzzling locally

" Word reaches me that the hostelry on the junction of Armley Ridge Road and Town Street, named the Barley Corn Public House, now serves the ale of choice of Lady Madonna of Chicago City. That's right along with 2 other hand pulled cask ales Timothy Taylor is now served for the good citizens of Armley and beyond. So show your support by getting along and supping it. The Lady M and other folk from St Ives Town Hall will be inspecting for evidence of Westons Organic, Country Manor, and pickled eggs, we shall report back as to our findings"

May we also extend a warm welcome to a new neighbour in our community who has come back to her home town from the dirty old smoke, and by the looks of things may be a real asset to our neighbourhood.